Nora: Well, it sort of sucks to not be able to go out for pizza ironically like we usually do...
God: IT'S OKAY. I FOUND SOMETHING TO DISTRACT YOU.
Nora: ...
God: HEY LOOK! SOMEONE BROKE INTO YOUR APARTMENT AND STOLE YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR WII!
Nora: ... *cries*
God: ALSO, YOU'RE FIRED.








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If I had a nickel for every time I was wrong....I'd be broke.
Change is inevitable, unless its from a vending machine.
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"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' "
~Kurt Vonnegut
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Ehm...........I got nothing witty. XD
My webcomic: [link] please visit and vote~ :3
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Kenzen naru tamashii wa,
Kenzen naru seishin to
Kenzen naru nikutai ni yadoru.
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"この世に悪があるのなら、それは人の心だ"
"If there is evil in this world, it is the human heart"
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J'ai racké mon bois dans mon pick up, zinq-zinq ^^
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The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
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*~Kiribian Closed until I get the ones I have done~*
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Lister: I'm gonna buy myself a little farm on Fiji, and get a sheep and a cow, and breed horses.
Rimmer: ...With a sheep and a cow?
~ Red Dwarf
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There's the holocaust and diarrhea... one of them happened, and one of them continues to happen...
~Sarah Silverman
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